And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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