I wanna bring you to show and tell
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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