matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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