I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
i out mim tonsoeep
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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