Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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