Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Randomize
