This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I came so hard my ears popped.
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