You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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