I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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