I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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