would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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