you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
Randomize
