Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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