I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
you traded sex for a burrito?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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