Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
Randomize