Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
worst night to have a conscience
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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