I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
i was born a porn star she said
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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