Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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