Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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