It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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