How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
Randomize
