She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
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