Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
worst night to have a conscience
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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