I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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