Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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