idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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