i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
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