i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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