She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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