next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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