worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Need sex. Gaining weight.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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