yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
are you so shy because you have an std?
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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