No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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