I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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