you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Randomize
