found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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