Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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