i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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