something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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