I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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