I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Randomize
