Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
he told me I talked like a deaf person
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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