Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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