so that wasnt chicken after all
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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