Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Randomize
