fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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