True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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