After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Randomize
