I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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