We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
The uberlube is also flammable
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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