I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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