If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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