I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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