it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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