Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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