ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
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