normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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